No-no-no!
But it's my belly button!
U-hu! It's our belly button.
You can have it back when you turn eighteen.
Don't tell me, she still wants to hang keys off her navel?
Sabrina, even I think that's gross.
- I still wanna do it. - You'll regret it.
I had to wait two centuries to have the 'Cromwell Rules' tattoo removed
from my shoulder.
- That's not where it was. - Be quiet!
The point is these things go in and out of style.
You have to remember you'r built for the long haul.
Well I think it's cool.
But if I have to wait two years, ine! I will.
Then I'll just have everything pierced.
Okay, very funny.
Now remove the bone. Remove the bone!
I'm not going to school like this!
1x08: Third Aunt From The Sun Original Airdate: 11/8/1996
Shake your whammy fanny. Fu-unky song!
- Hey, what are you singing? - Nothing!
Well are you going to science?
Well, figured I'm here, I might as well.
So I was thinking about going to see a movie Saturday night.
- Do you wanna come? - Sure!
But it's gotta be an early show, my curfew's midnight.
You're so luck your aunts are strict.
My parents are really relaxed which makes it hard to rebel.
- Hey Harvey! - Hey!
All right turn it down.
Shake your whammy fanny, oh please!
Y'know in my day we had good music.
Mr. Pool, didn't you grow up in the seventies?
Yes... Never mind.
Okay er today we're going to talk about the body's largest organ,
the skin!
ow the skin consists of three different layers.
The er dermis.
The epidermis.
I feel like I'm wearing a burlap unitard.
God! I can't stand the itching. Argh!
What do we do know?
Well if Mr. Pool's not back in five minutes we can ditch.
- It's been five minutes hasn't it? - Let's go!
Sit!
- Stay! - Good.
Hello class. I am your substitute teacher.
My name is Vesta, I'm an Aries.
Now doesn't anyone want to tell me where your teacher left off?
You! Spill!
W-w-w-we were talking about skin.
Always moisturise and use an exfoliant. Any questions?
Yes?
What does moisturiser have to do with science?
Science isn't everything.
What about beauty and art and culture? Why do we have to focus on science?
Because this is biology?
Fine! You want science, listen carefully.
...The thermablast joins the ranials which I think explains it all.
Well that's it for today. Forget everything I said.
Class dismissed.
Except Sabrina. You stay after.
- What did I do? - I don't know
but if you're not out in five minutes I'm notifying the school paper.
Great... It's a weekly!
Sabrina, we need to talk!
- Did I do something wrong? - Yes.
No! Don't you recognise me?
Should I?
Oh, I'll give you a hint.
I am your aunt Vesta.
Let me guess. From my father's side of the family?
ingo! I even carry a photo of me holding you as a baby.
Oh look. There's aunt Hilda and aunt Zelda. Is that Andy Worhol?
Mm. Those were the good times.
I don't know why but the eighties are always the best decade of every century.
Oh look. I'd really love to stay and talk but I've gotta get to class.
Don't be silly, we have a lot of catching up to do.
Now where can we find a good cup of coffee?
Oh I know, Paris.
Voalla!
You know the weirdest thing?
I'm missing French class to be here.
No that's not the weirdest thing.
I once... Oh no, never mind.
I think I really should have told someone I was leaving the country.
Oh don't be so jittery.
Drink your giant bowl of coffee and relax.
Three sips and I'm already vibrating.
My other aunts don't let me drink coffee.
Yes, the evil bean.
I'm sure they're full of all sorts of cant's and don'ts like
Don't stay up too late and No you can't get a tattoo.
You sound just like them!
We lived together for two hundred years but we're very very different.
You see they actually enjoy living on Earth
and I can't stand mortals for too long.
You know I'm half mortal?
Oh! Not that there's anything wrong with that, darling.
It's just that, well mortals seem to have to work so hard for everything.
It tends to make them bitter.
- Oh like my teacher, Mr. Pool. - Exactly.
What did you do to him anyway?
Oh I just gave him a twenty-four hour bug.
My point is that we witches can avoid reality if we choose.
That's why I live in the Pleasure-dome.
The Pleasure-dome? Where's that?
The Other Realm.
You could come and visit.
I don't think my aunts would let me.
Well we'll just have to convince them.
Look it's been this way for years, it's time for a change.
I like it the other way.
I'm not going to stand here all day pointing with you.
Listen up! That was Sabrina's school on the phone.
They said she missed her last five classes.
That's not like her! Where could she be?
- What if she's in trouble? - Oh I hope she's not in trouble.
I'm home!
You are in big trouble.
Where have you been? And what are you wearing?
I went to Paris with aunt Vesta.
Vesta
Bonjour maysur. Prezzies.
- Gum? - It's French.
What are you doing here?
I thought you vowed never to set foot on Earth again?
How could I stay away? I had to see my niece.
She was supposed to be in school.
Well we tried to make her last class
but then we stopped in Milano for Delato.
You have to.
No you don't.
You have to tell people when you run off to Europe for snacks.
And you can't just take Sabrina out of school.
Oh I'm only here five seconds and it's already 'can't' and 'don't' Doesn't
anything ever change around here?
We got new fabric for the chair.
It's mayhem.
Look, aunt Hilda, aunt Zelda, I'm sorry I didn't call.
I was wrong. Can I keep the clothes?
Oh all right,
but go and call Jenny, get your homework and start doing it.
It's practically done.
Such a sweet girl and so hungry for life.
Surprising, I mean, with the example you've been setting for her.
We are setting a fine example.
We have a loving home filled with discipline and responsibility.
- What about fun? - We have fun.
In fact, this weekend I have been invited to attend
a very important meeting in Texas on the supercolider. So there!
I'll get it. It's probably somebody fun.
I doubt it.
So a symposium in Texas, who invited you?
The Visual Engineers for the Study of Theoretical Activity.
I suppose theoretical activity is bet than no activity at all.
You are not going to believe this!
I've just been asked to play with the Conniff Trio
in Orlando this Saturday. It's a dream come true!
Hilda, lucky you.
I know you mean that sarcastically but thanks.
I have to pack.
Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! ou can't just take off.
I have to go to Texas this weekend, what about Sabrina?
We can't leave her alone.
Then we have to find someone she can stay with.
Maybe I can be of help?
Jenny just gave me the bad news. I have to read fifty pages by Monday.
Kel drag!
Um Sabrina, since Hilda and I have to work
how would you feel about spending the weekend at aunt Vesta's pleasure-dome?
I'd really like that! But
I'm afraid if I'm too enthusiastic you wont let me.
It's fine! In fact it would help us.
Then... YES! Whoo-hoo!
Oh so good to be home.
Welcome to the Pleasure-dome.
Ah, leave your cant's and your don'ts outside.
We have only one rule here.
No Mortals
Great! What a cool place.
So I guess you're really into doors?
Behind each one is a wish fulfilled. Go ahead, take a look.
- Well what's in there? - You'll see.
Is this what I think it is?
Yes. You're back stage at a Brothers Junk concert.
That's a fact!
Wait! You aint seen nothin' yet.
Open this one, it's one of my personal faves.
What is it?
The hall of gratuitous praise.
You're fabulous! We love you! You're gorgeous! You're beautiful!
Oh that was fun! You know? I feel really good about myself.
We also have a twenty-four hour mall
and a restaurant filled with oo-ie goo-ie sliming desserts.
And that's a room filled with gorgeous single men.
Maybe I'll just take a peek in there.
No don't!
Darling, they know you're here
and the longer you keep them waiting, the more they'll want you.
Oh so that's how it works?
U-hu! So we'll save that room till later.
But I'm only here for the weekend.
Well we'll see about that.
Bob-bons?
Oh is this room 107?
Yeah.
Well that's strange. See there's supposed to be a lecture here.
Be kinda crowded.
But do you know anything about a supercolider conference?
No, but then I'm always the last to know.
Well the invitation says 107 and it's engraved.
Nice! Who's it from?
The Visual Engineers for the Study of Theoretical Activity.
Why don't they just shorten it to... V.E.S.T.A?
Vesta!
Hilda! Hilda!
ZELDA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
VESTA SET ME UP! AND SHE SET YOU UP TOO.
I WONDERED WHY THEY BOOKED A STRING TRIO AT DAYTONA!
WELL THERE'S YOUR BIG FINISH. COME ON, LET'S GO.
ALL RIGHT BUT VESTA'S TRICK BACKFIRED.
OUR TRIO JUST GOT BOOKED AT THE INDIE 500.
OWhat are you reading?
'Jude the obscure'
I'll say!
Hey, d'ya wanna learn the macarana?
I can't. I promised Hilda and Zelda I'd do my homework.
Sabrina! We need to talk.
Did I do something wrong?
No. It's just your priorities.
sn't this obsession with homework getting in the way of your fun?
Well I have to study.
Why?
Because you can't have fun all the time.
Why not? Think about that while we join a conga line.
- Ha-ha! Anyone want paella! - I do.
Stop!
What is going on here?
Welcome to homework land!
Move it along, there is nothing to see here.
How could you! You tricked us to get Sabrina up here.
Der hey!
Well the party's over, Sabrina's coming home.
You know the rules around here.
Now that Sabrina's at the Pleasure-dome she can do whatever she wants.
So that's your plan!
Please! I don't plan, I scheme.
And forgive me for wanting my niece to have a little fun.
I have heard enough. Come on Sabrina, we're going home.
She's staying here!
- She's coming home! - Staying here!
- Oh you are so selfish... - Come on! she has to be....
EXCUSE ME!
Can I say something about my life?
Look you guys didn't tell me I could stay in the Other Realm if I wanted to.
I didn't know I had a choice.
- Well you do. - Of course you do.
And we know you'll make the right one.
I will...
I'm staying here!
Ole!
But Sabrina! How can you chose the Pleasure-dome over high school?
Wait, that didn't come out right.
Why don't you guys stay too? We're having paella.
No thanks. We have real lives back on Earth.
Come on Hilda, let's go.
What! We can't just leave her here.
Follow me, I have a hunch. And don't look back.
Chow! Adios!
Okay dramas over. Let's hit the water-slide.
O-oh! Are you okay?
Yeah I'm fine.
I just thought they'd toss around a few more cant's and don'ts before taking off.
Are you insane? You left without a fight!
- What were you thinking? - That I want Sabrina to come home.
Me too. Now let's go back and get her. I'll hold Vesta.
No! That wont work.
If we tell Sabrina she can't stay then we'll just be playing into Vesta's hands.
Can we say it and just not use the word 'can't'?
Hilda, we're giving Sabrina a chance to change her mind.
Have a little faith, I think she'll come home.
Ooh Zelda, sneaky. You had a scheme.
Well Vesta is my sister.
I want a scheme!
Mmm! That's good. So good.
There's only one thing that could make this better.
Now this is relaxing.
I'm wiped!
I rode the roller-coaster seventeen times, went shoe shopping,
saw the Brad Pitt I-MAX and man those hot-tubs take a lot out of you.
Poor thing.
I just want to curl up with a good book.
Oh Sabrina!
Ah well. We need to talk.
Did I do something wrong?
No! Why do you always assume when we need to talk you did something wrong?
Because I'm a teenager?
Anyway, you can't stay home and read on a Saturday night.
Not when you could be starring in your own rock video.
- I can? - Yes sure!
All you need to do is come up with a concept.
Oh easy! Okay! We open on smoke rolling across the floor.
Cue the dancing clowns and widen to reveal me in a really great outfit.
Phone!
Hello?
One moment. It's for you.
- For me? - Jenny.
Hey Jenny.
Hey Sabrina, what's up?
Not much. How'd you get my number?
I called you and your aunts gave it to me.
It had the weirdest seventeen digit area code.
Well I'm visiting family in Canada.
But I thought we were going to a movie tonight?
I totally forgot!
I'm sorry Jenny. Look, maybe I can get back.
Your video!
Well can she come watch?
The one rule!
Figures!
Look Jenny, I'm sort of stuck here but
well you'll find something fun to do tonight, right?
Sure. Yeah, it's no problem. Anyway I'll see you.
I'll see you. Bye.
Oh you're sad.
This'll cheer you up.
Look a puppy. Isn't he cute?
You can't distract me with a puppy, aunt Vesta. I feel awful.
Okay. Remove the puppy.
All right, what's wrong?
Well Jenny's my best friend
and I just realised, if I stay here I'll never see her again.
- I'll never see any of my friends again. - Is that all that's bothering you?
You can see your friends any time you want.
- I can? - Yes!
We have super-secret insider-vision.
- Cool! - Very.
I'm looking for Ringo's nose. That should not be hard to find.
Oh I've been working on it, here you go.
Thanks.
I still don't believe Sabrina doesn't think our lives are exciting enough.
Well you can see how it snoops.
With this remote you can see anyone anywhere.
Now who else do you wanna watch?
How about Salem?
What's he doing? He's got squeaky toys all over my room!
You live here now.
Oh! Right. Well let's see what Harvey's doing.
Shake your whammy fanny.
I don't wanna see this.
I know, I'll check on Jenny. She's probably out though.
No wait! She's home and she's reading 'Jude the obscure'
How pathetic.
But it's my fault she's stuck home on a Saturday night.
I totally stood her up.
Hey! you are in a guilt free zone.
Now what about we shake our whammy fanny's and get your video ready?
Fu-unky song.
Come on Sabrina! I'm dying to see what you look like.
I don't know whether to get funky or go fly fishing.
You look fabulous.
These boots are killing me.
Deal with it.
There's no room for sensible shoes in rock and roll.
Now you are large and in charge!
Alright, camera ready!
Lights!
Smoke! And action!
Energy up! Up! Up! Shake it! Shake it!
Oh no! No! That's it! I can't shake anymore.
Cut!
This is a mistake. Aunt Vesta, we need to talk.
Did I do something wrong?
No, I did.
Look, I shouldn't be here, I should be at the movies with Jenny.
Oh but that's so ordinary. I mean you could be a rock star.
I'm not a rock star, I'm a kareoke singer...
and not a very good one at that.
I think someone needs a little trip to the hall of gratuitous praise.
No I don't wanna go to the hall of gratuitous praise, I wanna go home.
Sabrina you can't go. I'll be so lonely without you.
Well you can come stay with Hilda and Zelda and me.
Maybe I'll just get that puppy back.
I'd better run.
Jenny and I can still make a late show. You know,
that is if Hilda and Zelda will let me break curfew.
Oh then I guess you'll be needing this.
Thanks. You know I had fun.
This is the Pleasure-dome.
- Chow! - Chow!
Oh what now?
We love you! You're beautiful! You're gorgeous! You're wonderful!
So empty!
But it works.
Salem, what are you doing?
Der! I was just reorganising?
You know I saw you singing in the mirror.
NOOOOOOoooo!
- Did you hear something? - Yes. Be cool.
Hi! I'm home!
Oh hello Sabrina.
What happened? Didn't you like the Pleasure-dome?
It was okay,
but the truth is without 'cant's' and 'don'ts'
it's hard to know where the fun is.
- It's so nice to have you back. - And it's nice to be back.
Now can I go out?
ou know I promised Jenny I'd go to the movies with her
and I feel I should honour that responsibility.
You can go but don't stay out past one.
And you can't wear those boots.
I'm home!
Better?
Gotta go and thanks for not making a big deal outa this.
- Deal of the century! - She's back!
- She's back!
Yes! Yes!
No! All right, just let me grab these canisters.
All right, I'm ready for you little weevil.
Come closer, come a little closer!
Suck pot-pouree and die!
Oh man what a dream. Sushi and Cafka don't mix.
** Saboor Mughal **